- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fack me in the ace! CC

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Women's sports.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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