what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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1 + 1 = 3

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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knock, knock. come in.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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