- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

knock knock Labrinth come in

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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