Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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whats black? a black man

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Women's rights.

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hipsters

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This is an anti-joke.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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John Stamos.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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