what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Your mom.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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