- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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