Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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