What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

cancer

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What causes floods? Too much water.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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