How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Matty B

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Black people. They are so kind.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Today is May 18 2016.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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