what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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I can Nazi

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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