- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

How did th-A fridge.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Shit!

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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