Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

You know what is not cool? Fire.

you and your family will die tonight

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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