- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's the deal with airline food?

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Guess what.. chicken butt

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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