Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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