What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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