- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

I have a crush on my dad.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Please Rape William Wright

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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