- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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