- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

YES! EXACTLY!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Your social life.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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