- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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