A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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woman's rights

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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