Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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