Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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I like pom

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Yo mamas so fat

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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dead battery come on down

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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