- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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