- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

women's rights

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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