- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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when debbie meets downer

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Well educated black man.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Which is longer? A rope...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

once upon a time there was a boy

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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