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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Win and Beau have no friends

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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