What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

God is real

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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