whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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she wasn't 18

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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knock, knock come in

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

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