Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Samantha

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Penis

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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