what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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hey bill!

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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