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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Kathy Griffin.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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