- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wade's the father

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

eloise dey.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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