- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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