How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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An asian without a future.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Jaden McMichael

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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