Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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whats long and green? weed

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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