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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

I saw a shovel once.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

How do you spell eight? 8

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Guess What! HI!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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