- Anti Joke

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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