- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

An Asian walks out of the library.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Jews

hey guys what's up?

Matt Damon

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock. Come in.

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