why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Woman Rights

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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