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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

my shift key is broken1

when debbie meets downer

Netflix and chill

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

I was born.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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