What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

terry stockton is straight

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A baby seal walks into a club.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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