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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork