What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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1+1 =? Too

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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