How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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i dont like attention whores lol

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obama

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Anti Joke

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