You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Women's Rights.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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