- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

a man walked into a bar ouch

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Do you believe this will change?

thermodynamics?

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

What comes after 23? 24.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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