How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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