- Anti Joke

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

terry stockton is straight

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

kevin kim

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