- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doorbell salesman.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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