4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What's up brah brah

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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AIDS

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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