- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Women's Rights.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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