Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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A black man in a country bar.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Jason Connor.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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