- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Some people like melon and others like soup.

I have Alzheimer. What?

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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