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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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