women's rights

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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