what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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