- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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