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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Dylan is a person

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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