- Anti Joke

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard