- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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