- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Dylan is a person

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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