what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Cancer.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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