Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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1+1 =? Too

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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