There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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A snake walks into a bar

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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