- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Snausages.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Like if you like big tits.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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