roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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