- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

a man walks into a prostitute.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Your mom.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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