- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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