If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Spread the net.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Wade's the father

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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