- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

#scabbers

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

i like turtals and kids

E= McVagina

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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