A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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How are you? Yes

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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