What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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