- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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