A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

where wally? wallys a myth.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Anti Joke

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