Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Women's rights.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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