- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

where wally? wallys a myth.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

milly, milly, milly, cat

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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