What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Which is longer? A rope...

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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