- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Two english guys meet at work

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

How many cows say moo? All of them

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

The weels on the bus go...flat

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

whats your name? bumder:)

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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