- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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