- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

i saw your mom, i said hi

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Mrs. Welsh

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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