- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Matt is not funny.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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