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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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whats a dick a dick

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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