Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Anti Joke

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