what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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