Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Penis

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Spread the net.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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