- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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