- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Knock knock. Come in.

Women's rights.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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