Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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