What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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