Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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