- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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