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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Women's Rights.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Knock Knock Yes?

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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