A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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eloise dey.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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