- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That didn't hurt.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Knock knock. Is someone there?

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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