- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Not Steve Jobs

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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