What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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bitches be crafty.

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I can Nazi

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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