What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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