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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

You know what sucks? Yes.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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