- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

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