what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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