- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chinese drivers.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Women's rights

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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