whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

how do you confuse a blond?

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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