Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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nba live 13

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terry stockton is straight

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