What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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