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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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