- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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