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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

man boobs

1 Jew XD

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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